Yes, I thought of that all on my own.
LOL jks, I stole that line from a T-Shirt haha! Anyyyyyywizzlesnizzles, this post is all about crop topsizzle lol. I was going to attempt to Snoopify this whole post but then I thought mmmm, better not haha! So, crop tops? No, I'm not talking about those crop tops you wore when you were 12 and completely flat chested (some of us had to wear these babies up until 16. Not mentioning any names.. :| lol), I'm talking cropped T-Shirts. I'm obsessed with cropped tops. They look best with anything high waisted. Jeans, shorts, disco pants, tube skirts, you name it.
If this post gets the song "Drop it like it's hot" stuck in your head.. my bad in advanced. It's probably not as bad as when I woke up the other morning and the first song to get stuck in my head was Sisqo's Thong Song. After singing the whole chorus in my head I had a "dafuuuq" moment where I just stared at the ceiling wondering what the hell I dreamt about that night. It's like one of the daafuuq moments when you accidentally chuck a dirty plate in the bin instead of the sink and think.. dafffuq did I just do? lol OR when your dad calls you his son and then you question your gender for a whole hour hahaha!
Back to the cropped tops ....getting a bit sidetracked lol. So I stalked the internet for some crops that I'm digging right now (do people even use that word? Digging? geez, that made me feel old). Number 6 is sooooooo something Eazy E would wear... if he was a girl. Pair it with a black or coloured beanie and shizzle, you have that Compton style down pat lol.
Okily dokily, here are some funky ass cropped tops I found earlier today -
I. Nasty Gal New York City Muscle Tee available here
II. Lion's Den Crop Top available here
III. Boy London Cropped T-Shirt available here
IV. Nasty Gal Bat Crop Tee available here
V. Motel Petro Box Crop in Motel Aztec Print available here
VI. Bitching & Junkfood Crop Shirt in Plaid available here
VII. River Island Black & White Tiger Print Crop Top available here
VIII. River Island Green Cap Sleeve Crop Top available here
IX. Mara Hoffman Aloha Tee available here
X. Jungle Crop Tee by Escapology available here
For those of you who are concerned, I no longer wear crop tops, I have evolved. Just making things clear lol.
Much lovetizzle,
Mayarizzle.
